36) A Very Merry Christmas to All

Hello to everyone.  Many apologies for the lack of content in the last week or so.  We decided we needed a holiday, and so took a road trip up the coast to enjoy a few of the sights of Queensland and get fattened up for Christmas.  Following on from the last post, I decided to share a few rude UK place names for your titillation at this festive time.

1. Back Passage, City of London


2. Beaver Close, Surrey


3. Bell End, Worcestershire


4. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire


5. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria


6. Cocks, Cornwall


7. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire


8. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford


9. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire


10. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire


11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire


12. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip


13. Fingringhoe, Essex


14. Friars’ Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire


15. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire


16. Jackass Lane, Kent


17. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip


18. Lickfold, West Sussex


19. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire


20. North Piddle, Worcestershire


21. Penistone, Barnsley, South Yorkshire


22. Pratt’s Bottom, London Borough of Bromley


23. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire


24. Sandy Balls, New Forest


25. Scratchy Bottom, Dorset


26. Shitterton, Dorset


This one gets nicked occasionally so this stone one pictured is meant to be “theft proof”.

27. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock


28. Sluts Hole Lane, Norfolk


39. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire


30. Twatt, Orkney


Not to be confused with Twatt, Shetland.

31. Wetwang, Yorkshire


And finally…. a special mention to Muff, County Donegal, Ireland.


OK, just one more. This isn’t rude but it is delightful:


Ham, is of course near Sandwich in Kent.

Back to the job in hand.  I’m still waiting…

Normal or shortened?  Life span and cock.

Cock seems only a little shorter than before.  Seems to be working at about 50% capacity.  Life span- who knows?  I have confirmed my outpatient appointment to find out for 14th January.  I will have a blood test to determine the level of PSA in my system a week before.  This should be zero (although it seems that the consensus is absolute zero is not actually within the laboratory tolerances so very close to zero is what we hope for).  If not, then something else will probably happen.  Time ticks on, and whilst it does, I spend the time with my family, and hope that you guys can spend some time with yours as well.  

Wishing you a Very Merry Christmas.

There is always some poor bugger worse off than yourself.  And to those guys out there, chin up and my most sincere and best wishes for the festive season.  Let’s see if the new year brings us better news than the last.

9 thoughts on “36) A Very Merry Christmas to All

  1. Merry Christmas Stef!! You are inspiring me to visit Muff Lane!
    Well I hope you are enjoying your road trip and that you’ve had a good time .
    As for the 50% recovery of your dick that is fantastic news !! I’m sure for any other bloke that would be a 95% recovery!!! Good luck with the exercises!! It is Christmas after all!! And you have a Spring Birthday🤣🤣
    All fingers crossed for the zero count on January 14th!!
    Here’s to your recovery in January 2019 and a smooth ride from then on.
    Look forward to your continued blog !!!!
    Have you been approached for adverts yet???

    Liked by 1 person

  2. A fitting way to end the year. Really glad you’ve been able to enjoy a holiday together. Wish we could be spending some festive time with you like last year. Will be thinking of you. Let’s raise a glass to healthcare and to a bright new year. Best wishes to all of you from the land of fantastic place names. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I think I been to six of those, can’t remember Cocks in Cornwall but I’m sure we would have visited if we’d known we were within 30 miles of it! Have a fantastic Christmas with the family and remember 50% of a fat Belper boy is a whole lot of lad! Love to Katy. Xxx

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Merry Christmas to you all from back in dark, cold & wet Derbyshire. Always someone worse off! Although it is not directly rude I have always liked Broadwoodwidger on the Devon/Cornwall border. Hope the new year brings positive news. Keep up the fantastic blog.

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s